The Mindset

"There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it." – Chanakya

Muslim Jokes

Posted by The Mindset on October 13, 2010

Kid :But Islam is a religion of Peace naa Mommy ?
So should I still bend over and submit to Allah Mommy ?
Mommy: Once all non-muslims are killed it will all be peaceful like it is in Pakistan.
Osama Bin Laden came to his cave one day and saw this graffito: “OSAMA F*CKS Goats” on the group toilet wall. “It’s a lie, ” Osama yelled out to his fellow mujahideen, “The goat backed into me, while I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.”
Q: Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?
A: Goats can’t testify.
Q: What’s the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Muslim with a monkey?
A: Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to f*ck Muslims.

This last one, although quite insulting, is also based on truth. There is no group on Earth with a lower IQ than Muslims. But I speak in general; there are of course exceptions, and those exceptions I’m sure will gladly mate with monkeys.

2 Responses to “Muslim Jokes”

  1. justaperson said

    Q: What will happen if the Mindset died?
    A: Every Muslim will be happy because that fat baboon would have gone to hell.

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