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"There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it." – Chanakya

Gross Muslim Jokes

Posted by The Mindset on June 15, 2011

More Muslim jokes

Q: A car full of Pakistanis and a car full of Somalis are racing down a hill. They both fall off a cliff at the same time, who wins?

A: Civilization.

A cop in London stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks “What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?”

The Muslim says, “I am taking it home to keep it in my house.”

The copper asks, “What about all the flies, the shit and the stink?”
The Muslim thinks a moment and replies, “The cow will just have to get used to it.”

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

A: Hit an Ethiopian Muslim in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What do Muslim men think is the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
A: There’s 20 of them.

Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a Muslim?
A: You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

A Muslim man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, “I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter.”

“Is your little girl sexually active?” asks the druggist.
“Nah, she just lays there like her mother.”

Q: Why do Pakis smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too.

Q: What do you have when an Egyptian Muslim is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Ahmed goes up to his friend Mahmud and asks, “What’s black, blue and yellow and doesn’t like sex very much?”

Mahmud shakes his head and says, “I give up – what?”
Ahmed answers, “The 6 year old Chinese girl in the trunk of my car.”

Q: What’s wrong with 15 Pakis on a bus at the bottom of a pond?
A: The bus has 16 seats.

Q. Why should they use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments?
A. Muslims breed faster and you won’t get so attached to them.

Courtesy Planck’s Constant – Gross Muslim Jokes


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2 Responses to “Gross Muslim Jokes”

  1. Grazyna Scriha said

    I love your Muslim jokes!πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰My parner and I we couldn’t stop laughing and we landed up I with a very sore stomaches and crying from the laughter hey! I was reading to him the next one’s, and the next -one’s…Till we’ve had enough!πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰We will be ‘back’ to read some more, and I’ll promise that my partner and I, we’ll share them with our friends!πŸ˜†πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Œ Thimbs up!β˜ΊπŸ˜‰

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