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"There is poison in the fang of the serpent, in the mouth of the fly and in the sting of a scorpion; but the wicked man is saturated with it." – Chanakya

Archive for July, 2011

Most offensive Muslim Jokes

Posted by The Mindset on July 27, 2011

Here you go:

If a tree falls in a forest, and kills a Muslim, does anyone care?

Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?

A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead Muslims and a pile of rocks?

A: You can’t move a pile of rocks with a pitch fork.

Many of my readers may not know, but natural disasters were responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims last year. And more importantly, my wife chipped a fingernail this morning.

Q: Wanna hear a joke?

A: Muslim Women’s Rights.

In the recent earthquake in Pakistan rescuers recovered 10,000 bodies and tomorrow they are going into the second house.

Q: In an apartment building in London, Ahmed lives on the first floor, Mustafa on the second floor and Harry on the third floor. The building explodes – who lives?

A: Harry of course – he was at work.

Q: A Pakistani, a Turk, and a Moroccan are riding through Germany – who’s driving?

A: A police officer.

This one is the best

A Muslim Dies And Goes Up To Heaven

A Muslim dies and goes up to heaven. He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who says “Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven!”

“What?” replies the Muslim, “Why not?”

“Well, we just don’t!”

The Muslim complains and carries on until Saint Peter gets fed up, “Well,” says Saint Peter, “have you ever done anything good in you life?”

“Erm …” the Muslim replies, “yeah, just the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children’s charity so I gave her ten dollars. Then last week I also donated ten dollars to the American Cancer Society. Plus a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten dollars too!”

“Alrighty then,” says Saint Peter, “let me go and have a quick word with God.”

Five minutes later Saint Peter returns and says to the Muslim, “Listen, I’ve spoken with God and He agrees with me – here’s your 30 bucks back, now screw off!”


Can Muslims Enter Heaven

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Muhammad – A Sex Robot

Posted by The Mindset on July 26, 2011

I was just surfing when I found this blog with the above title and liked it.

Just want to share it with you :

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Two Pakis in a Jeep

Posted by The Mindset on July 19, 2011

The following article has been taken from


Back in June of 2007 I wrote an article about two Muslims who drove a Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters into the glass doors of the Glasgow International Airport terminal and set it ablaze.

Within a week of the attack the following joke began circulating which I held off publishing:

vehicle crashing into the Glasgow Airport's Terminal One building
Photo Credit: BBC

1 Tank of Petrol……….£30

4 Gas canisters……..£25 each

Second hand Jeep …£2,540

Watching 2 Pakis getting burned alive….priceless

There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s Mastercard.

The reason I held off was that I wasn’t sure at the time of the nationality of the perpetrators.

It was finally learned that the perpetrators were Dr. Bilal Abdullah, 27, a UK-born doctor of Iraqi descent and Khalid Ahmed, 28, born in India. Ahmed, an aeronautics engineer, was studying at Anglia Ruskin University, Cambridge, in the UK.

Abdullah was eventually convicted of conspiracy to murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. Ahmed was taken to hospital after the attack and treated for burns over 90% of his body and died from his injuries a little over a month later.

The Internet joke was wrong on two counts: they were not from Pakistan, and only one died from his burns. The joke, however, is right about one thing, there are some things money can’t buy and Muslims blowing themselves up without hurting anyone else is one of them.


I mentioned this post because  here in India we have a lot of pseudo-secular idiots who think that “Educated Muslims are not like that(terrorist)”.

What do you get from the above mentioned terrorist attack? One was a Doctor and the other was an engineering student. If they wanted a prosperous, happy life it was achievable for both of them. Instead they chose the path of terrorism-the path of Allah & Islam. So the point is – Educated Muslims are far more dangerous than the – poor, illiterate or unemployed Muslims. The reason is when a Muslim is poor he has to worry about his basic needs. Being poor and illiterate he doesn’t know the actual meaning of Islam.

The educated Muslims are well informed that Islam stands for persecution of non-Muslims, to kill them, to loot & plunder them and to rape their their women. This is the reason why educated Muslims are the most dangerous ones. Take for example Mohammad Ali Jinnah – He was a barrister. The best example would be Osama bin Laden. He was from the wealthy bin Laden family of Saudi Arabia(read wiki). These people never had any hardship in their lives, still they chose to follow the path of Islam.


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Islam stands for –

Posted by The Mindset on July 16, 2011

Islam means..

Islam means..

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Mumbai Blasts – 21 killed, 131 injured – Religion of Peace striked again

Posted by The Mindset on July 14, 2011

Religion of Peace striked again at their favorite place – Mumbai. 17 people have killed and 131 have injured in the blasts at three places in Mumbai – Dafar kabutarkhana, Zaveri Bazaar and Opera House
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Indian Muslim Girl, 6, Spanked, Paraded Naked at Madrassa for ‘Poor Handwriting’

Posted by The Mindset on July 7, 2011

A six year-old Indian Muslim girl from the Islamic School in Shahpur Mill Compound was allegedly paraded naked by her class teacher because her handwriting was not good enough. She was later locked up in a washroom and made to clean the toilet bowls. Read the rest of this entry »

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