Ant and the Grasshopper : Indian version TOO GOOD

Got this via email – MUST read it.

ORIGINAL Story:
The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as ‘injustice’ done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh‘ in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act‘[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..

Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.

Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.

Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.

CPM calls it the ‘Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden’

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later…

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,

….AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!!
P.S: I have no idea whose creative mind this has come out from, but this piece is awesome!

 

Why Muslim countries are Failed States

In my last post – Muslim Countries and Failed States – I wrote that there are 20 countries having 33% or more Muslims which are Failed States.

Let’s analyze why Muslims who make up only 23% of world population, form nearly 60% of Failed states.

Muslim Countries and Failed States

Here is the list of countries which are considered “Failed States” along with the percentage of Muslims out of total population  living there.

S. No	Country	% of Muslims in population
1	Somalia	100
2	Chad	53
3	Sudan	97
4	Afghanistan	99
5	Iraq	95
6	Côte d’Ivoire	38
7	Guinea	85
8	Pakistan	97
9	Yemen	98
10	Nigeria	50.4
11	Niger	90
12	Kenya	11.2
13	Ethiopia	33.9
14	Uganda	12
15	Cameroon	21
16	Bangladesh	90
17	Liberia	12.2
18	Eritrea	50
19	Sierra Leone	69
20	Kyrgyzstan	80
21	Malawi	13
22	Iran	98

Note that 22 countries out of 35 Failed states are either Islamic or has considerable number of Muslims. Those with considerable number will be forced to become Islamic once the Muslims out number the non-Muslims. it’s just a matter of time.

Muslims being arrogant,violent, lazy and pervert contribute nothing to their countries and eventually those countries become failed states.

These countries are characterized by large scale violence against the  religious minorities, ethnic wars and long conflitcs.

Islam has always spread through Violence, the Islamic conquest of Babylon, Persia, Iraq, Egypt, Afghanistan, Pakistan ,Turkey and  India are example of genocides done by Muslims in the name of their false religion. First the Muslims used violence against non-Muslims, but when all the non-Muslims died after centuries of warfare and violence the violent Muslims turned towards their other Muslims. The violent Muslims just can’t sit idle.
Ultimately the violence started in the name of Islam engulfed the entire Islamic countries.

But the Muslims have not understood the ROOT CAUSE OF EVIL. It’s their religion. These people go to European countries , America or South east  Asia and start teaching the original inhabitant the VALUE(???) of Islam (as if there is any :)).

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Failed_States_Index