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Who is a Muslim – a very funny definition

Posted by The Mindset on May 25, 2014

Here is  very funny definition of ‘Muslim’ taken from Urban Dictionary

My Allah is Better

Muslims are people that live in the middle east. It is very easy to spot a Muslim because they have a towel on their head. One reason Muslims wear a rag on their head is because that’s a good place to carry explosives.

All muslims are loony tunes, not surprising because they watch cartoons like Tom & Jerry over and over for hours on end, taking time out to pray 5 times a day.

Muslims smell bad because they never take a bath. Muslims have camels, this leads to them being called Camel Jockeys. Camels smell almost as bad as muslims. No one is sure what Muslims eats to survive. No one is sure what a camel eats to survive.

Very easy to remember a Muslims name, because they are all named Mohammad, muslims don’t like to put much thought into choosing names for their kids, Muslims are simple people.

Muslims are mad all the time, Muslims are mad because they never eat meat, and their women are so ugly. This proves the theory that if you do not eat meat you will be very ugly and mad. I guess they found out years ago that camel meat taste terrible. Camels like to spit on Mohammed. Usually the only bath Mohammed gets is the camel spit. Mohammed has his towel handy to dry off with, so the towel on his head is extremely practical.

Mohammed dislikes Christians and Jews, they are constantly thinking up ways to do away with Christians & Jews. A really dumb Muslim even had a bomb in his shoe that he was going to blow up an airplane with, but dumb Mohammed forgot to put a fuse to the bomb, he mistakenly put the flame to his toe which caused him to scream in agony, security arrested him, he is now serving life in jail and working on a terrorist bible.

As can be seen besides all the other problems they have they are also extremely dimwitted and uncreative. Muslim women are also very ugly, they are so ugly that they wear this sheet over their head, kind of like KKK; this is good because Christians are spared from looking at them. It is not good for banks and quick stops. A trend that is catching on in the urban neighborhoods is to don a black sheet and rob the quick stop or hold up the bank. A sharp eyed cop can discern the discrepancy though because the thief makes the get-away in a car instead of a camel.

Muslims lie about everything and anything, therefore their society is in disarrays, because Mohammed lies and he can’t be trusted. The Koran teaches them to lie, cheat and steal. Never believe anything a Muslims says; come to think of it never believe anything a politician says, politicians and Muslims have much in common.

Muslims make pretty good terrorist, and all terrorist are Muslims. This makes it very easy for the authorities to locate the terrorist, just look for the guy on the camel with the rag on his head. Christians could wipe out Mohammed the terrorist relatively easy, just ask the Japanese, Christians have much technology at their disposal, B-52’s for carpet bombing and nuclear submarines to name a couple, but Christians like to toy with Mohammed for entertainment purposes, What would Fox & CNN news do if they didn’t have Mohammed to kick around? Some Christians think a Stadium; modeled along the lines of the one the Roman Empire had would be a nice addition to the NYC Skyline. The Romans shut it down because they had run out of lions and dark skinned people to slaughter.

Ahab the Arab is Mohammed’s favorite song.

Mohammed steers clear of China though; Chinese have a very low tolerance for Muslims, its shoot on sight there. Chinese obviously have a less developed sense of humor than Christians.

Muslims don’t work because no employer can pay them to take time off to pray 5 times a day, very little work would get done, just like the AFofLCIO union. Knee pads are a big seller for Mohammed the merchant. Besides Muslims have very few if any skills, they can however blow themselves up and they do it quit often, proves my point.

Muslims believe that they will have 54 virgins waiting in heaven, they also believe they will be pretty western girls, this makes them anxious to strap on the bomb belt that they all have in the tent, and go to a market somewhere. Christians on the other hand like to fly at 10,000 feet and blow things up or launch from a ship or sub.

Muslims do a lot of breeding, 8-12 kids is about average, thing is they can’t feed all these kids, so they raise them to blow themselves up. Christians wonder how you could have sex with such an ugly woman. The kids are just as ugly as the parents except they don’t have facial hair. A very sad sight to see kids that ugly, you wish for them to grow up fast so they can cover up with that strange looking sheet that the old Muslim women wear.

Muslims know a few English words even, their favorite is Racist, using this word alone makes an instant ally of liberals. Liberals & Muslims have one thing in common, they both hate Christians. IF the police happen to pull Mohammad over for violation of traffic laws, like riding a camel on the street, the first word out of Mohammad’s mouth is racist or profiling. If you want to have some fun with Mohammed casually mention Christian Crusaders, then sit back and watch the fireworks. Mohammed straps on his bomb belt and evaporates, best to get back a few feet to avoid injury. The first Mohammad, the Muslim that founded this so called religion, took a 12 year old wife, and had many other wives’s. How smart can you be if you want all these ugly woman around you all the time? Muslims offspring’s have an 85% chance of being female, so Mohammed has plenty of butt-ugly women. All Muslim women are rarely seen, and no one seems to know what common name the women use, I have done extensive research and I don’t have an answer for that one. Muslims tear things down, and blow things up as best they can with their limited resources. Christians build great buildings and great warships. It is possible for Mohammed to learn to steer a plane, trouble comes when they remember that they can not land the plane, something they should have though of before they took off, a good landing for a Muslim is to run into some sort of building. All Muslim landing are what we in the west call “Crash Landings”. Muslims cheer crash landings, especially if Mohammed is lucky enough to have found a building to crash into. They can be observed in the middle east dancing in the street and chanting, after such a “landing”. Just imagine how ecstatic they would be if one actually managed to land on a landing strip. Muslims have no F-16 or great ships like the USS Reagan. Muslims have a camel, lots of ugly women and a poor diet and very little else.

52 Responses to “Who is a Muslim – a very funny definition”

  1. Wht?!……..are you making a whole blog because you hate islam
    You are a dumb i swear
    Islam is not like this …all what you have said is wrong
    Muslims dont smell bad i swear there hearts a big and white not like you …
    I will tell you what islam is
    Islam means peace in arabic language
    Its the perfect religion
    Dont say ugly woman do u know why we where hijab on our heads ?
    Coz muslim girls are like pearls …pearls need ro be covered to be protected from evil people all around ,i cover my head coz i dont want to show people my real beauty ,because god knows im beautiful and precious

    • you are so filled with yourself.

      “Islam means peace in arabic language
      Its the perfect religion”

      words..just empty words. Look at what Muslims are doing all around the world.

      • Muslims are not doing anything,i told you terrorists murder and kill in the name of muslims but you dont believe me just because im a muslim but,im not lieng ,these are not empty words these are the true facts which are being hided from people by the media,they Hate islam ,they hate the fact that islam is the true religion,so they start killing by the name of islam.
        “Seeing islam depends on they way you look at it”
        Believe me or not,but this is the truth,i hope you will not realize it too late.

        Dont run away from the answer,and dont use bad words in replying me
        Because we are not fighting,we are discussing.🙂

    • Ashish said

      It is not for a Prophet that he should have prisoners of war (and free them with ransom) until he had made a great slaughter (among his enemies) in the land. You desire the good of this world (i.e. the money of ransom for freeing the captives), but Allah desires (for you) the Hereafter. And Allah is All-Mighty, All-Wise.
      well r not Muslims fool that they after reading quaran then also be a muslim

    • Anup said

      Want to f**k me.. If u r so beautiful

  2. Im a muslim and not a terrosrist please dont hurt me ! I have heart and feelings like all other people around the world ,dont talk like that about my religion
    Im peacefully loving my religiong dont hurt us pleace give us respect

    • So while your kind is shedding blood of innocents you still have the guts to ask for respect.
      shame on you.

      • I dont ask or please for respect ,this is one of my rights.
        Im a muslim 13 year old
        You will go to hell ,i didnt return from there ,prophet muhammad told us ,its also written in quran
        You are not the mindest you are such a brainless person

        • You don’t have right to get respect kid.
          Respect is “Earned” by a person by his/her actions. what you Muslims have done to get respect from others?
          Answer me.

          • Okay ,i will tell you what we have done
            Read carefully
            1.muslims have created english/hindu,and arabic numbers
            2.haha you forgot all the muslim scientests ,jaber bin hayan (algebra),alshafei,and many else…….
            3.muslims have created freedom ,i mean it.before approximately 1400 years ,people before islam have selled people as slaves,but islam came to end this.im not liend you can search about it
            4.in quran ,there are many science facts,that you are still discovering it tell now,these facts are written many years ago,we know it before you all,and that is an evidence that islam is the true and the right religion
            5.you think that allah asked us to kill nonmuslims ,this is completely wrong,allah asked us for jihad ,jihad is protecting islam from people who are attacking it ,and this is what is happening in syria,iraq,palestine…..etc..
            6.islam is the only religion which asks for respecting all religons,but you are gettind disrespect from some muslims because the dont follow allah rules,not all of them follow it,i dont know why,and the disrespect we are getting from you is an evidence that your useless brains larned to give respect just for certain religons .

  3. Thanks to ALLAH because i have a brain that tells me to believe that this universe has a creator who created this world in 6 days .
    You brainless ………

    • so much wise words from a 13 yr old,
      don’t you have anything better to do.

    • VedicReligion said

      Hmm 13 years old ah… Lucky that u were not born during the same era of Mohammad… Your thoughts about Muhammad would have been different.

    • Ashish said

      Quran tells us to: “not to make friends with Jews and Christians”(5:51), fight them “until they pay the Jizya (a penalty tax for the non-Muslims living under Islamic rules) with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued” ( 9:29). “kill the disbelievers wherever we find them” (2:191), “murder them and treat them harshly” (9:123),”fight and slay the Pagans, seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem” ( 9:5).

      Quran says that all those who disbelieve in Islam go to hell (5:10), they are najis (filthy, untouchable, impure) (9:28), and orders us to fight the unbelievers until no other religion except Islam is left (2:193). It prohibits a Muslim to befriend a non-believer even if that non-believer is the father or the brother of that Muslim (9:23), (3:28).

      It says that the “non-believers will go to hell and will drink boiling water” (14:17). It asks the Muslims to “slay or crucify or cut the hands and feet of the unbelievers, that they be expelled from the land with disgrace and that they shall have great punishment in the world hereafter” (5:34). And tells us that “for them (the unbelievers) garments of fire shall be cut and there shall be poured over their heads boiling water whereby whatever is in their bowels and skin shall be dissolved and they will be punished with hooked iron rods” (22:19-22) and that they not only will have “disgrace in this life, on the Day of Judgment He shall make them taste the Penalty of burning (Fire)” (22:9).

      Quran says that “those who invoke a god other than Allah not only should meet punishment in this world but the Penalty on the Day of Judgment will be doubled to them, and they will dwell therein in ignominy” (25:68). For those who “believe not in Allah and His Messenger, He has prepared, for those who reject Allah, a Blazing Fire!” (48:13).

      As for him who does not believe in Islam the Prophet says that after he dies it will be announced with a “stern command”: “Seize ye him, and bind ye him, And burn ye him in the Blazing Fire. Further, make him march in a chain, whereof the length is seventy cubits! This was he that would not believe in Allah Most High. And would not encourage the feeding of the indigent! So no friend hath he here this Day. Nor hath he any food except the corruption from the washing of wounds, Which none do eat but those in sin.” (69:30-37)

      The holy Prophet prescribes fighting for us and tells us that “it is good for us even if we dislike it” (2:216). Then he advises us to “strike off the heads of the disbelievers”; and after making a “wide slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives” (47:4). Our God has promised to “instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers” and has ordered us to “smite above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them” (8:12). and “to strike terror into (the hearts of the enemies”(8:60).

      He has made the Jihad mandatory and warns us that “Unless we go forth, (for Jihad) He will punish us with a grievous penalty, and put others in our place” (9:39). Allah speaks to our Holy Prophet and says “O Prophet! strive hard against the unbelievers and the Hypocrites, and be stern against them. Their abode is Hell,- an evil refuge indeed” (9:73).

      He promises us that in the fight for His cause whether we slay or are slain we return to the garden of Paradise (9:111). In Paradise he will “wed us with Houris (celestial virgins) pure beautiful ones” (56:54), and unite us with large-eyed beautiful ones while we recline on our thrones set in lines (56:20). There we are promised to eat and drink pleasantly for what we did (56:19). And have sex with “boys like hidden pearls” (56:24) and”youth never altering in age like scattered pearls” (76:19)
      muslims r people of devil so no use to make these dumbhead understand

  4. YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF ANY MUSLIM ON THIS EARTH.

  5. slammer said

    Another brainwashed poor kid. Islam does not mean peace, it means ‘surrender’ or ‘submission’
    This mindset guy is doing his bit to save you from all the shit that you people have been forced into. How about answering one question – why and how did your ancestor convert to your shit religion? How many of his relatives were beheaded right before his eyes?
    How many children’s hearts were cut out from their rib cages? How many babies were sodomised in order to force him to say your shahadah? And who the hell told you that islam is a religion of peace? Read verses like 9:5 Surat Attawba.

    Please read Surat Fussilaat ( Surah 41 Verses 9-12) Your God either made earth in 8 days or he is weak in math. Wake up and save yourself kiddo. We are in the 21st century. Tell your shithead mullahs to leave you kids alone.

    • Im not brainwashed or poor ,no body was killed or murderd because he is not a muslim ,all of these are not true.if you dont believe go and read from muslim websites ,i read all the quran its the peace it self,im free to choose the religion i want to follow in this life,i will be always and forever following the TRUTH ,look at what is happening to muslims on borma,spain,india,israel ,united states ,just because they are muslims,quran asked us not to force anybody for islam and so we didnt ,but the media was lieng all the time and making stupid fools about us,and you believed ,you have always been told to believe everything from the media,you guys,wakeup !

      • VedicReligion said

        Are you from India ??? I guess you are not… Fucking muhammadan followers killed and converged 100000 Hindus to Islam.. Check this link in wiki http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malabar_Rebellion

        Indians have always been accommodating Muslims.. Fucking Arabs and Mughals came, killed, raped and converted good natured Indians. Still we divided our country into 3 to give you land. Thus Pakistan and Bangladesh was created by dissecting Hindustan.

        You fuckers stole our discoveries and spread the word saying its yours.. Example Arabic numerals.. U fuckers din even know to count more than 60.

        Despite this we have volunteers from other religions working for the poor retards that is Muslims in India.

        Kid you better read Ali sinas book understanding Muhammad. You will have a clear cut picture of the lies that is written in your shitty Qur’an.

        Fuck all Muslims…

  6. Im not a muslim ,but i live in muslim country,muslim people treat me in a nice way i feel that im with my family when meeting them so dont make fun of them they are not like this,i have many muslim friends and they are so beautiful,they dont cover their head with rags they always wear stylish shalls on their heads they are educated and they know how to speak english very well ,as you said @bushra amaireh he just believes in media and he knows nothing about how besutiful islam is,i think i should leave christianity and convert to islam.

    • @Bushra Amaireh posing as Christy wilfer

      This comment was made from the ip address 94.142.45.137.
      This is exactly the same ip address as that of Bushra Amaireh.
      Bushra, you proved that you Muslims are cheats.

      You are banned.

  7. Heeey all ,mindset deleted some of my comments that he couldnt answer,how stupid is he…..mindset.you should be a fair competittor ,dont ever think that i will leave or loose ,even if im too much younger than you ,im going to face you ,if you cant even fight face to face ,DONT DELETE MY COMMENTS .
    Mindset im not going to leave this blog until you know two things
    1.muslims are not terrorists
    2.islam is the right path
    Im sure i could prove this for you with god’s willing ,im asking you politely ,give me the chance to prove it .and if you where not convinced i will leave .
    Be a true man and give me a chance to talk without replying me with rude words……..

    • If you think I have time for a 13 yr old’s rant you are wrong. Unlike you and most of your kind I have a day job.
      If you want your comments to be published go on ..but if you think I should answer them…that’s upto me.

    • Muslima said

      Dear Bushra…. stop wasting your time and energy on someone who is ignorant, arrogant and stubborn. U cannot help someone who himself wants to jump into hell. His posts are making leaassst difference to Muslim Ummah.
      And Mr mindset… I think u r upset mind. First of all your whole post is a lie, which is a clear evidence that u r a lier. Secondly, should I tell u the “Marvelous acts and customs of hindus”. You know that very well but u will sink ur head in the ground if I write here. Just promise me that U will not delete my comments…. if u have courage.

      • bunty said

        we do not behead innocent or for that matter people who are guilty…nor do we kill innocent animals.. neither did our god behead a 1000 jewish people….but we’re are gonna make sure that you fucking bastards and your shitty religion are eradicated at least from india.

        P.S.:-your fucking muhammad was a paedophile and the son of a thousand fathers.

  8. The Trumpet said

    Interesting Articles!!!

    Rotherham: The Town Where Gang Rape Is ‘a Usual Part of Growing Up’!!!
    http://www.thetrumpet.com/article/12081.2.0.0/society/rotherham-the-town-where-gang-rape-is-a-usual-part-of-growing-up

    ‘It is the young flesh they want’ | The Australian
    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/features/it-is-the-young-flesh-they-want/story-e6frg8h6-1226949239039?nk=658593c6dbbe9a22d3ffeda3a0d0047d

  9. MUSLIMPLAGUE said

    MUSLIM ARE TERRORIST

  10. MUSLIMPLAGUE said

    If you don’t have a shoe to wear but you carry a $3000 AK47 on one shoulder & a $5000 Rocket Launcher… YOU ARE A MUSLIM.

  11. MUSLIMPLAGUE said

    The best part was when i told them what there Muslim community is doing to innocent christians & indians.. He DENIED it saying ” It’s all fake & a lie”. I said “google it”…. He said ” Google is fake, owned by America.. they only show you what they want to… i was speechless.

    They are brainwashed to such an extent by Mulla Maulana Prophet Muhammad that they don’t even trust Google search engine.. It’s done so that they never come to know what there relegion exactly is & how fake it is & how all muslims are killing innocents just so they keep getting Charas Ganja Afeem Hash Drugs for free from the Muslim Warlords.

  12. Confused said

    Zakir Naik Proves That Allah Is a MOUSE!!! (Based on Song of Solomon 5:16)
    http://www.answeringmuslims.com/2013/01/zakir-naik-proves-that-allah-is-mouse.html

  13. sujith john said

    great job mindset, am from kerala, and hates these islam bastards, only way to defend these bastards is join RSS but im a christian and they are not promoting others to join except hindus.. in kerala for centurys christians and hindus lives in perfect harmony, and one thing from my heart-as my knowledge- we love hindus..

  14. Confused said

    ISIS ‘School of Jihad’ trains small children how to behead, torture and use AK-47s!
    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/middle-east/ISIS-School-of-Jihad-trains-small-children-how-to-behead-torture-and-use-AK-47s/articleshow/44919220.cms

  15. Sunny said

    US Gave $8Billion To Pakistan, While Christian Mother Asia Bibi Was Imprisoned And Sentenced To Death!
    http://www.prophecynewswatch.com/2014/October31/314.html

  16. Confused said

    1000 Mistakes and errors in the Quran!!!
    http://www.1000mistakes.com/

  17. Confused said

    Over 120 Pakistanis, mostly children, killed in Taliban high school attack!!!
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/16/us-pakistan-school-idUSKBN0JU0JO20141216

    Talibaan giving Balidaan of children!😛

  18. Sunny said

    😮 The Bloodiest Story in History!😮
    http://www.danielpipes.org/comments/45331

  19. Confused said

    Islam Unveiled: The Horrific Muslim Practice Of Female Genital Mutilation!😮
    http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=30266

  20. REHAMAN said

    Definitely your name entered to hell of fire
    Ameen
    You and your family
    Your mom and father
    Your wife and children
    Your friends no one come to protect
    Just think about your self when you sleeps you find darkness no family no frnds you can’t find your breathing also you don’t know about muslims
    Ideal
    System of
    Living for
    All
    Mankind
    Its ISLAM

  21. Grazyna said

    Oh, so true about Muslims that it becomes unbelievable! 😨😉Us, Christians are civilized human beings who cherish, follow our religion and democracy that our Ancestors fought for centuries. I am Polish/Australian middle age lady, who will never accept Islam, it’s cult and it’s barbaric rules!😨😈 ‘Islam’ it’s not for me’ and others like myself -I belive and know the majority in the world hey!☺
    Terrorism, abuse, no rights for women, marrying children, inbreedings, Allah Acbar etc. Our Christian God and religion is pure (I had to admit that it wasn’t always!😐And we, as Christians have full rights of religion, freedom of speach and democracy. I accept and can live with other religions OK. But I hate if someone would try to force me out of my belifes and to accept their beliefs/cult. That’s me. I am straightforward and peaceful human being who hates violence and what actually is happening in Europe/ world (Epidemic invasion of Islam!😈😨😤😟) ‘Live and let live’ -that is my motto. NO! TO INVASION OF MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS TO EUROPE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD! May God bless and help all Christians and other people who feel and think like me. Acction is desperately needed in all those invaded countries before it’s too late! Dor God’s sake, follow Australia, and in Europe: Poland, Hungary, Czech Republic, Romania and the rest of wise countries from Eastern Block! Amen.Grazia58Aus

  22. Alla Hu Fuckbar said

    I named my Dick as Allah.. I always shake it.. I named my Ass as Muhammad.. I always use to poop through it..:p lol…. Alla hu fuckbar

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